Monthly Archives: October 2010

Part I: Scattero Scribblio is a certain creature allovertheplace difficult to figure a legend i cannot trace. Sometimes a slashy wilderness meltdrowning  assclown (or Icarus) causing fish to fall from water fish got stepped on by teleconferencing jogger. A pleasant … Continue reading →

And lands on the street of a major city. The canine shakes the rust off from his fur since he waited in the back seat. The dog looks all around for a few seconds, wondering what to do next. Of all … Continue reading →

Some information overflows weirdly; info i can’t believe i’m hearing: “Don’t tell Dad how much I spent.” “Don’t tell Mom where I went.” “He does not include me in what he has planned.” “After we got married, she began to act … Continue reading →

Damn! It took me fifteen very long minutes to clear a stupid paper jam! So i feel like a caveman because things are not going according to plan you goddamn paper jam! I’ll have to check the printer’s instructions and  I appreciate … Continue reading →

Poo-fuck-bastard damn! It took me fifteen longass minutes to clear a stupid paper jam! So i feel like freaking caveman! Because things are not going according to plan YOU GODDAMN FUCKING PAPER JAM!!! I’ll have to check the printer’s instructions and I appreciate more: every OB/GYN. … Continue reading →

There was a customer wanting to buy just one thing inside the store where she was shopping. She saw so many products that were worth gawking at: So many items, so many options. Should she buy that designer T-shirt? But … Continue reading →

So my wallet becomes defensive. But learning is more important than becoming more ignorant. I’d rather know than not know. The informed decision rewards more than I spend.

I think they’d be an olive pizza. Olive forever to infinity. This may sound kind of cheesy, but I’m talking about pizza. Good food makes me smile, smile like the Mona Lisa.  Why in the world would anyone ask if … Continue reading →

Those poems are “Hot Summer Sale and Cool Savings”, “Textbooks Can Be Expensive”, and “If All Vampires Were a Pizza, What Kind of Pizza Would They Be?”. As a result, I think I might re-post them (hopefully soon) on this blog for any … Continue reading →

“Wait a second; how did you know about that?” “Oh, Cue showed it to me.” (but  it wasn’t all in caps) “I first showed it to Cue on Thatday; when did e show it to you?” “e showed it to … Continue reading →