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Monthly Archives: June 2010
The Outlet
Where there’s electricity there is a facial expression mystery: Why does the outlet look so sad? Is it because it is trapped in the wall with its eyes being stabbed? Sometimes, its mouth also gets gagged up by the tri-pronged … Continue reading
The Lightswitch
After writing the poem “The Outlet” I wanted to write a worthy sequel. And so I shall celebrate the lightswitch because it offers power TO THE PEOPLE!!! Lightswitch is a bright turn-on and with the flick of a finger. It … Continue reading
My poetry reading recently actually got recorded for a local tv station
in Milpitas, CA. I think i see this as another sign of encouragement. So i will be posting the new poems that are supposed to be televised soon on this blog. Stay tuned…
Poem One and Two
I was walking to the men’s room because I had to go pee. And as I approached it from a distance I could see: a strange-looking man; he moved towards where I was going. But he was moving very suspiciously; this … Continue reading
I’m Just Trying to Focus Here
I hope I’m making myself clear? Sometimes you send mixed messages That you are the headlights and I am the deer? For example When you pick something up You don’t flex your knees, but you bend over. Your curves are … Continue reading
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I Hate Hate Hate My Allergies
And yet I admire them because they never quit. They challenge me to outsniff them; They make me want to raise my upper lip. And raising my upper lip can be a good thing Not just because I want to … Continue reading
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The Most Adaptive Ice Cream Flavor
If there was a battle between ice cream flavors, which flavor would win? The answer is simple. The answer is Neapolitan. No other kind of ice cream contains three flavors in one. Neapolitan offers variety which is refreshing to my … Continue reading
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Sanguine Secret Agent (A Fake Cartoon)
SANG-UINE, SE-CRET A-GENT! Save the earth and save the maiden! Fighting evil Satan While chasing the Bin Laden Sanguine Secret Agent You bring safety to the stadiums (yeah oh yeah) A long time ago Born in the igloo You were … Continue reading
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10a.m. at the Library
Where it is peaceful and serene I am quietly reading a book Until I hear a piercing scream From a 2-year-old little demonchild Speeding havoc with pure delight Shrieking nails-scrape-chalkboard-torture noise This disturbance is SO NOT RIGHT. Where’s the tranquilizer … Continue reading
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Featherstone:An Anthem To My Pillow
Oh my trusty pillow! You are truly my best friend. You are more reliable Than any popular trend. You let me hold you however I want to You let me slobber all over your surface. You don’t judge me when … Continue reading
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